Open letter to Rafa Benitez,Steven Gerrard and Liverpool FC in general
March 16, 2009
Dear Liverpool FC,
On the 14th of March 2009,you have made history by giving Manchester United a raping by sending the ball past their pathetic excuse of a keeper,Mr.Van der Sar,an astonishing FOUR times,thus,giving that ”club” their heaviest and worst defeat in many many long years.
I watched and felt at the final whistle,a sense of great joy,warmth and satisfaction in my heart that surged into my ego as i tried to comprehend what i saw.I could hear the countless unheard screams of despair from thousands upon thousands of unsuspecting Man Utd fans all across the globe at seeing their boy scouts get molested by professional football players,it was an awesome feeling to behold,music to my heart and soul.
Because of this,you have given new life to the premier league as well as doing all clubs in it a favour by proving that Man Utd are just a group of show-boaters.On behalf of all Man Utd-haters across the world,i thank you Liverpool FC.
P.S I also thank you for making it easier for us to win the title,because clearly,we are the true deserving ones for it.Regardless,your position as runners-up by seasons end will be fitting of such an achievement.
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1. S'L | March 16th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
And I thought you were bitter because Liverpool winning meant Chelsea’s got more work to do. xD
And - HEY. EDWIN VAN DER SAR is NOT a pathetic excuse. One day I will LOL when Liverpool hands Chelsea an even worse smackdown. And then we can call Petr Cech a pathetic excuse.
You win some, you lose some, Joel. You’re starting to sound like those obnoxious Williams Sisters fans in the tennis forums I drop by once in a while. “LOLSerena’s H2H against Justine is (escapes my memory xD).” when Justine’s won 5 of their last 6 meetings.
And I don’t know why I wrote this. I’m just bored. xD